I have found the future of pop! They are called The Metatrons.
HI
PEEPS. SO TELL US A LITTLE A BIT ABOUT YOUR BAND;
Polly
- We are The Metatrons and we are very nice. My personal best achievement so
far with the band was at Rhythm festival last summer when I took a flying leap
at Steve Diggle. I don't think he minded that much, he'd been quaffing pints of
champagne on stage.
Simon
– The band started as Polly had some poppy pop songs and I had some noisy pop
songs that I didn’t have an outlet for, so we put them together and got on with
it. We recorded our “Between Planets” album before we’d played a lot of gigs,
so we used the record as a way to get the name about.
We’ve
gone quite far in a short space of time and the reaction to the songs has been
great. Achievements-wise we got to play on the BBC Introducing stage at ROTW
last year after only a couple of gigs, and then we were booked for the afore
mentioned Rhythm Festival with a bunch of our favourite all-time performers, Buzzcocks
and Nick Lowe in particular so that was very cool.
Steve-
I'm the new boy !
WHERE
DID THE NAME COME FROM? IT GIVES OFF A 1950’S SCI-FI VIBE TO ME BUT I BELIEVE
IT’S THE NAME OF A JEWISH ANGEL.
Polly
- I blame Simon. I wanted to be called The Scandalles.
Simon
– The name has a lot of meanings but the one I choose to use is “Messenger” or
“The Voice”. I have no interest in any religious connotations. Interesting that
you should mention the 1950’s sci-fi thing though as “Between Planets” is the title
of a Robert Heinlein novel from that era.
Steve- we're all a bit sci-fi keen really-
robots and spaceships etc.- so the feel of it suits- but the metatron is the
hebrew name for the voice of God (as explained so well by Alan Rickman in
'Dogma'), but we're not religious- just divine!
WHAT
MUSIC ARE YOU GUYS AND GIRL INTO AT THE MOMENT?
Polly
- Girl is listening mostly to the Hedwig and the angry inch soundtrack in her
car and a best-of The Primitives album at home.
Simon
– mostly the same stuff I’ve been listening to since I was 15 – Dinosaur Jr,
Black Flag, The Dead Kennedys, Bad Religion..Five Star..
Steve- I seem to be listening to the Devils
music mostly at the moment.
Dez -
Tom Waits latest album. Billy Bragg re-issues. Burhan Ocal and The Trakya All
Stars.
WHAT
IS THE STRANGEST GIG YOU’VE EVER DONE?
Polly
- A cameo appearance at a working mens’ club where the audience halved when I
got up to sing.
Simon
– The Metatrons gigs haven’t been too weird yet, I’m sure we’ll have some
though. The strangest gig I have ever played otherwise was in a bar in
Bedfordshire to a bunch of pretend punks who were waiting for a Sex Pistols
tribute act in another venue. We were not popular. No sir.
Steve-
strangest for me was playing in the middle of the countryside for a gang of
outlawed Hells Angels- strange and dangerous by turns.
Dez - A French crazy golf course. The police
shut us down too.
HAVE
YOU EVER PLAYED IN BELGIUM? HOW DID IT GO? WAS IT WEIRD?
Simon
– I’ve never been to Belgium. What’s there?
Polly
- No. I have not. Is Belgium fun?
Steve- me neither- weird huh?
Dez -
I’m not really sure.
HAVE
YOU HAD ANY SPINAL TAP MOMENTS? IF SO PLEASE SHARE.
Polly
- I saw Bad News first so prefer that as I'm quite stubborn. Plus Peter Richardson
is involved.
Simon
– I think Steve will explode one day, I can just see it happening.
Steve- it must be the throbbing veins (in my
temples)
Dez - I watched it on television once.
HAVE
YOU EVER BEEN A GOTH? HAVE YOU EVER HIT A GOTH?
Polly
- At school I described myself as a new romantic when yelled 'oy are you a
goffic' at by trendies. I was blatently a goth though just in denial who
surprisingly wasn't then hit.
Simon
– I’m more gothy these days than I used to be. I’ve not really hit anyone, not
with any real frequency anyway.
Steve- I've always worn black alot, but i've
never gothed out proper. I wouldn't hit one- I think they're rather sweet.
Dez - I used to have a Welsh goth bodyguard
for a while.
DO YOU
HAVE ANY PLANS TO COME TO THE STATES? NEW YORK COULD DO WITH A METATRONS
INJECTION!
Polly
- Only if you buy my ticket and I can visit my friend in SF too.
Simon
– I’d love to, that would be great. For any interested promoters out there we
work very cheap, don’t eat much and smell pretty good.
Steve- that would be really good- I reckon i could even get a mate to put me up.
Steve- that would be really good- I reckon i could even get a mate to put me up.
WHAT’S
YOUR FAVOURITE RAMONES SONG?
Polly
- Ooooooooooow thats almost an impossible question. Needles and Pins today. but
it might be Sheena tomorrow and Blitkreig Bop the day after. All of them. I
can't answer.
Simon
– that is tricky………The KKK took my baby away or Commando probably.
Steve-
there are too many great ones to answer that properly- so it'd have to be the
first one i heard- 'Judy is a punk'
Dez - The KKK took my baby away.
WHOSE
YOUR FAVOURITE RAMONE?
Polly
- PJ Soles
Simon
– Johnny, but with Joey’s politics – so I’ve just created a mutant….Mutant
Ramone. He lives in the sea and feasts on the flesh of mermaids.
Steve- Grae J Ramone.
Dez - I met Dee Dee once.
WHAT
ARE YOUR FAVORITE BOOKS?
Polly
- Diary of a Madman and other stories by Nikolai Gogol and Mog the forgetful
cat by Judith Kerr.
Simon
– A Prayer for Owen Meany by John Irving, Stranger in a Strange Land by Robert
Heinlein and Watchmen by Alan Moore.
Steve- American Gods- Neil Gaiman, Holes-
Louis Sacher
Dez - Zorba The Greek.
CIDER,
ABSINTHE OR MAGIC MUSHROOMS?
Steve-
No- I'm always like this.
Polly
- Most definitely Stowford Press.
Simon
– Yep, sounds great – are you buying?
Dez - Absinthe
WHAT
ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON FINDING EXTRA TERRESTRIAL LIFE?
Polly
- I hope they don't have concentrated acid for blood.
Simon
– I’d be pleased overall but scared………also fascinated. It’s that thing of being
careful what you wish for…I read something recently that the reason they turned
off a lot of things that were searching for ET was because they decided that
they didn’t want them to find us in case they were hostile!
Steve- it would be great! I would like this
opportunity to be the first to welcome our alien overlords.
Dez - I think it is highly unlikely.
HAVE
ANY OFF YOU HAD ANY PARANORMAL EXPERIENCES (AND THAT DOESN’T MEAN HANGING OUT
BACKSTAGE AT THE HORN)
Polly
– Our song Debris is about the mess and havoc of being at The Horn on a regular
basis. Or maybe it was just once and it was deja vu. Which is about as close as
I've got.
Simon
– I’m having one right now. It’s nice.
Steve- I'm convinced that i recently saw the
ghost of one of my old cats.
LIFE
IS IT RANDOM OR PART OF A BIGGER PLAN?
Simon – Random, and all the better for it.
Steve- Totally random- even when you feel like
everything is against you.
Dez - Luckily random.
Polly-
what kind of bigger plan? as in Ikea?
DAWKINS,
DARWIN OR DALAI LAMA?
Polly
– Dostoevsky
Simon
– Darwin. I’m sure the Dalai Lama is very nice though – did you see he was a
judge on a cooking programme? Now THAT is random.
Steve-
Charles Fort.
Dez - All three please.
WHAT
WOULD BE IN YOUR DREAM RIDER?
Polly
- Champagne and dancing girls. And maybe some Applewood cheese being delivered
by Johnny Depp
Simon
– A live goat, two bottles of vodka and a towel.
Steve- a ghost rider in the sky.
Dez - Beer and a nice sandwich.
DO YOU
HAVE ANY WEIRD PRE GIG RITUALS?
Polly -
A 2 drink maximum pre gig ritual is quite weird being friends with The Trailer
Trash Orchestra.
Simon
– Just the goat thing really – I don’t find it weird but it has upset some
people in the past.
Steve- total sobriety- weird.
Dez - Try and find the venue.
WHAT
ARE YOUR PLANS FOR 2012?
Polly
- More of the same but with less concussion.
Simon
– We’ve a micro-tour in February – London, Hitchin and Brighton. Try and play
as many festivals as we can over the summer and we’re going to record a session
for Dandelion Radio in a few weeks….other than that just keep the momentum
going and see where we end up! In a ditch probably.
Steve- to keep my spirits up and my head down.
WILL
WE ALL STILL BE HERE AT THE END OF 2012?
Polly
- I hope so, it's quite fun once you get going.
Simon
– We better had be, I’ve got loads of gardening to finish off.
Steve- oh yes- it might be a little different-
but we'll be here.
WHAT’S
YOUR FAVOURITE SCIENCE FICTION FILM?
Polly
– Aliens
Simon
– Either 2001 or Capricorn One – as long as it has a “1” in the title I’m
happy......Oh no wait , I think it’s The Empire Strikes Back.
Steve- I love so many of them- probably
'Forbidden Planet'.
Dez - Either Solaris by Andrei Tarkovsky, or
The ALF Christmas special.
WALT
DISNEY – DEMON OR ANGEL?
Polly
– Deeeemon
Simon
– The devil wears mouse ears
Steve- Racist devil.
Dez - Animator.
WILL
YOU BE WATCHING THE SUPERBOWL?
Polly
- I will not. I know nothing about sport and frequently fail quizzes for this
reason.
Simon
– I used to watch it but now it’s on too late and I’m usually asleep.
Steve- 'fraid not- maybe the toilet bowl.
Dez – No.
WHAT’S
YOUR BEST SONG AND WHY?
Polly
- My Sympathy cos I get to play 2 notes on the £5 keyboard
Simon
– We have lots of new ones, one called “Please Mister” I think is the best. In
the current crop though I’d go with My Sympathy too, it’s got so much in it – a real Spector-type of intro and
the guitars on the record are really naughty. Great fun to play.
Steve- They're all the best.
BEST
BAND T SHIRT EVER?
Polly
– Simon has one advertising Marky Ramones’s pasta sauce.
Simon
– I have, it’s true. My favourite one is an old Black Flag one with a Pettibon
drawing of a nun kneeling in front of a mans’ naked legs.
Steve-
Psychic T.V. used to have some great ones.
WHAT’S
YOUR FAVORITE BIT OF MUSICAL KIT AND WHY?
Polly
- I've got a fuzzbox and so I like to use that.
Simon
– My Big Muff (fnar) and my Marshalls. Together they are unstoppable.
Steve-
My lovely Slingerland Studio King and Ludwig Coliseum Snare.
Dez - My harmonium. Looks like a sideboard and
doesn’t need electricity.
HOW DO
YOU RECORD? NAKED (LIKE U2) OR CLOTHED?
Polly
- Yuck what an unpleasant thought. Clothed thank you very much and I'll have no
more of your insolence.
Simon
– I often record in my pyjamas as I tend to have my ideas early on in the day.
I’m pretty useless in the afternoons.
Steve - True- never like U2.
Dez - Not like U2.
WHAT
RECORDING EQUIPMENT DO YOU USE?
Polly
– Simon
Simon
– I have a little set up so I can record demos….I use an decade-old Yamaha
AW16G 16 track to record ideas and have done some recordings for other people
on it, it’s pretty good..
Steve- yeah- Simon, and Dez.
DANISH
PASTRIES, CROISSANTS OR BAGEL?
Polly
- Hula hoops.
Simon
– is this before, during or after the Absinthe, Mushrooms and Cider? I’ll have
a bagel please.
Steve-
all of the above- just at different times of the day.
Dez - Danish pastry please.
WIZARD
OF OZ OR PRISCILLA QUEEN OF THE DESERT?
Polly
- Wizard of the desert
Simon
– Priscilla I think. The Wizard of Oz gives me a headache.
Steve- Tough one- Priscilla is great but the
flying monkeys steal it for me every time.
Dez - Priscilla queen of the desert every
time. I never trusted that wizard.
FINALLY
IF YOU WERE SUBJECT TO AN ALIEN VISITATION HOW WOULD YOU GREET THEM?
Polly
- With a cup of sugary tea and a smile.
Simon
– I’d say hello, nice to meet you and ask them how their journey was and did
they find somewhere reasonable to park.
Steve-
With a song and the mass sacrifice of the worlds' leaders.
Dez -
I still think it would be highly unlikely.